In the 17th Century, an odd, sickly, cranky mathematician named Blaise Pascal wrote a strange little book, the Pensees, or Thoughts, as a series of notes on how to convert the secular person back to Christianity. In it, he laid out an argument that has been called "Pascal's Wager," that goes something like this: It would behoove a betting person to believe in God because the possible outcomes are so vastly different. The Christian can hope for heaven, but the best the atheist can hope for is oblivion. If God exists, then the Christian can find heaven, a place of joy and beauty, while the atheist would find hell, a place of despair and darkness. If God does not exist, then both the Christian and the atheist would find oblivion, the same fate in both cases. So it would behoove a betting person to bet on God. This book is a biography of a man who played dice with God, who bet on God until his dying breath. Since all of us are simply rolling the dice every morning and every moment of the day, Pascal's argument doesn't seem half bad at all.
Pascal's Wager
Excerpts from Pascal's Wager
The Witch
Historians are the worst gossips.
John
Padburg, SJ
It seemed
certain that the boy would die.
Mysterious childhood ailments abounded, but this one was mysterious
indeed. The boy Blaise was
only two years old, the first and only son of Etienne and Antoinette Pascal,
when suddenly he began to waste away, becoming emaciated, as one en chartre, or “in prison.” He seemed dejected; he could not stand
the sight of liquids, nor take water in any form. He seemed afraid of water, obsessed by a sudden
hydrophobia that set him shrieking with fear at the sight of it. What’s more, he couldn’t bear to see
his parents together. His mother,
by herself, was fine, as was his father, but the two of them together sent him
into rages. Was he possessed? Was he bewitched? It was the seventeenth century, and most
people in town would think so, so it is likely that, given the prominence of
the Pascal family, rumors about the boy and his illness fluttered about
Clermont like birds.
The boy’s
father Etienne was uncertain. He
was too much the scientific intellectual to believe easily in witchcraft. He was, by his own account, an honnéte homme, an honest man, one of the
new bourgeoisie intelligentsia who served his king and his God, and who made a
little money on the side doing it.
He was a worldly man, though pious, a rational man, a philosophical man
who doubted all the superstitious frippery of the simple people. But still, the boy was wasting away,
and if the father did not find a cure, and find it soon, the son would
die.
The town gossips
suspected first this crone, then that one, finally culling out an old woman who
had once worked for the Pascals, possibly as a sevreuse, one who took in the children of the wealthy during their
time of weaning, who would put up with their tantrums and their weeping, one
who, because of her age, could not be a wet nurse and who was therefore the
child’s first teacher about the hardness of the world.[1] This particular old woman had once
received the Pascals’ charity, a fact which, oddly enough, became the source of
her grievance against Etienne, the tax judge of Clermont. Because of her prior relationship, she
had expected a favorable judgment by monsieur the judge, but was disappointed,
and grumbled about his hard heartedness.
And so the people put together the pieces. An old woman, a grievance, a mysterious illness—it had to be
witchcraft. Or so everyone
thought. Etienne stopped her in
the street one day and told her that if she were indeed responsible, he would
take her to court and see her punished.
He demanded that she cure his son at once, and without further
witchcraft.
The old
woman, cowed, apologized over and over, and said that certainly, she would do
what she could. Still, life for
life, death for death. Some other
poor soul would have to sacrifice its life for the boy. After all, the spell had been a killing
spell, and could only be satisfied by a death. Pascal ridiculed her, and asked if she wanted one of his
horses to kill, but the old woman pushed on. She said no, a cat would do as well. In time, the bargain was set; Etienne
returned to his home and the witch cast about for a cat to steal. As she was leaving a home she had
entered to find a cat, she met someone on the stairs who opposed her. Afraid of being caught as a witch, or
at least as a thief, she threw the cat out the window. Cats are legend when it comes to
surviving falls, and the window was not very high off the ground, but when the
old woman found the cat outside the window, it was already dead.
To complete
the cure, the witch then gathered common herbs from the garden and after mixing
them with flour, placed them on the boy’s navel. Suddenly, little Blaise fell into a coma, and looked as if
he were dead. Etienne called for
the doctor, who arrived and examined him, and then told the distraught parents
that their son had indeed died.
Meanwhile, the witch had gone off for a time, but after a while, she
returned. She knocked on the door
and the servants ushered her into the child’s bedroom. Overcome with grief and anger, Etienne,
the philosopher, the honnéte homme,
the honest man, ran to the woman and knocked her to the ground with his
fist. Standing over her, he
shouted at her, and cursed her.
But the witch pleaded, assuring him that his son was not dead, that they
should not put him in a shroud, and certainly not bury him, that this lethargy
was part of the cure, and that if they only had a bit more patience, they would
see that Blaise would awaken soon, and begin to heal.
The spell
required that they wait until midnight, when suddenly, she said, the boy would
awaken and return to himself. That afternoon and into the night, the Pascals,
Etienne and Antoinette, with their few servants and possibly even their
daughter Gilberte, the woman who would eventually write down the story as part
of a biography of her brother Blaise, stayed by his bedside and prayed, taking
cold comfort in what the witch had told them, that the boy was not dead, but
only asleep. Midnight
passed, and nothing happened. One
o’clock, and still nothing. Two
o’clock. Three; four, five,
six. The family began to despair,
when around six thirty in the morning, the boy stirred, and finally his eyes
fluttered awake. The first thing
he saw was his father and mother next to the bed, standing together, and he began
to cry, as he had done in the past, so they knew that he was not yet
cured. He still feared water, but
after a week, Etienne returned home one evening to find Blaise sitting in his
mother’s lap, pouring water from one glass to another. He tried to approach his son, but
Blaise began to cry. This
situation continued for another few days, when Etienne found them once again,
mother and child, and approached, but this time, Blaise did not object, and put
on weight from that point on, until he looked as if he had never been sick.
When
pressed, the witch admitted that she had placed the spell on the boy after
Etienne had refused her application, and when pressed further, she admitted
that her suit had not been just, and that she had hoped her previous
association with monsieur the judge would get her what she wanted anyway. The ways of the Evil One are indeed slippery,
people told themselves, and were satisfied.






